At My Going-Away Party
(via iena):
Last night at Justin’s party my buddy John S. slurred, “They’re all worried about me being on a roof drunk in cowboy boots. Told me I was going to fall off. This ain’t my first rodeo drunk on a roof in cowboy boots! Plus those are yew bushes down there that’ll break my fall and I have good insurance. I can identify the bushes.”
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lorettalove said:
Adorable.
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